Protected Twitter updates

I re-met someone this weekend who requested we stay connected on Twitter. I thought it slightly odd that they didn’t just follow me instead of making the suggestion, but meh, I’m game. So I went to Twitter to follow them but their updates are protected. So, I requested to be a part of their exclusive club, and wrote this email back to them in reply.

“I requested the super special permission to have the honor of being allowed to witness the awesomeness that are <protected tweeter>’s tweets. So awesome are they in fact, that the general internet would likely burn their retinas upon viewing said tweets, and thus must be protected, like unknowing children or small puppies, because we, the small but steady few, must protect that much awesomeness from such unworthy viewing.”

Well, I thought it was funny. :)

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